What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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